Random Nonsense Generator!

[Yoon]

If you want randomly generated nonsense quotes, you can grab 'em from the Random Nonsense Generator, found here:

pages.prodigy.net/jschla/random.htm

Sample random quotes:

"The certifiably insane door-to-door salesman skillfully crept ever closer to the hot, steaming boneless chicken patty."
"The boneless, flabby brute brilliantly skipped right past the runny duckweed pie."
"The lanky, skeletal mysterious stranger heroically vaporized the chef's specially prepared leg of lamb."
"The clumsy longshoreman unbelievably steered the hoverscraft towards the reheated wad of prechewed salt-water taffy."

[Jaegar]

wow... that's a big database of sentence pieces... lol

[ghalleon]

ok... Whats this supposed to mean?
The constipated cartoon character foolishly showered with the moldy goose burgers.
The mummified wandering minstrel enthusiastically tried to avoid the chef's specially prepared pickled pig snouts.
The foul-mouthed imaginary friend purposely auctioned off the enormous skunk cabbage.
And lastly...
The intoxicated tooth fairy delicately vomited up the slimy monkey chow.

EDIT:
The certifiably insane gypsy obliviously drove right over the radioactive lumpy gravy.

I don't know what radioactive lumpy gravy is but I don't want any XD.

The toga-wearing fortune teller heroically sneezed on the oozing pickled pig snouts.

I wonder why it's oozing. XD
Ok, im done with this now, lol.