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Post by ascot on May 19, 2008 12:22:14 GMT -5
"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item," "her family's ancient magical oven." "It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven". "it was coated in gold and silver paint." "and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic" "You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in." "The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest" "As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused." "She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come." "As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny." "She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling." "She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!" "She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'." "The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable" "She saw his face and it was covered with scars.." Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
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Post by phyxius on May 19, 2008 13:04:50 GMT -5
"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item," "her family's ancient magical oven." "It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven". "it was coated in gold and silver paint." "and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic" "You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in." "The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest" "As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused." "She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come." "As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny." "She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling." "She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!" "She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'." "The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable" "She saw his face and it was covered with scars.." Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed... and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him (yeah, kick no kiss, muahahahaha )
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Post by longshin on May 19, 2008 13:10:49 GMT -5
"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item," "her family's ancient magical oven." "It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven". "it was coated in gold and silver paint." "and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic" "You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in." "The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest" "As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused." "She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come." "As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny." "She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling." "She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!" "She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'." "The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable" "She saw his face and it was covered with scars.." Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him
The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!...
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Post by Yoon on May 19, 2008 17:31:59 GMT -5
"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item," "her family's ancient magical oven." "It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven". "it was coated in gold and silver paint." "and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic" "You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in." "The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest" "As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused." "She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come." "As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny." "She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling." "She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!" "She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'." "The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable" "She saw his face and it was covered with scars.." Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed... "and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him" "The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... "
She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth.
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Post by Saxire on May 30, 2008 16:40:25 GMT -5
"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item," "her family's ancient magical oven." "It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven". "it was coated in gold and silver paint." "and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic" "You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in." "The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest" "As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused." "She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come." "As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny." "She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling." "She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!" "She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'." "The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable" "She saw his face and it was covered with scars.." Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed... "and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him" "The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... " "She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth." But sadly east asian recipes only had delicious stuff to eat..but no cure
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Post by longshin on May 30, 2008 22:40:16 GMT -5
"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item," "her family's ancient magical oven." "It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven". "it was coated in gold and silver paint." "and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic" "You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in." "The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest" "As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused." "She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come." "As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny." "She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling." "She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!" "She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'." "The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable" "She saw his face and it was covered with scars.." Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed... "and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him" "The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... " "She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth." But sadly east asian recipes only had delicious stuff to eat..but no cure "She decided to ask for help to her Hobbit friend Saxire, the little hairy guy lived in the granny's closet, she knew that if someone knows about cures gotta be a hobbit...since they knew how to cure their smelly feet stench...curing a pig curse would be a piece of cake"
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